xigbar go harrass someone else

Based on real events. Namely, Skype RP/chat.
... Xigbar needs to learn to keep his hands to himself. He's the one who wants Xion, and yet he keeps on hitting on Larxene? Seriously, Xigbar.

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Xigbar is a cool cat. He really is. I mean, look at him! He's one of the few manlier looking guys in the Organization, for goodness sake. (only Xaldin, Lexaeus, Xigbar, and Vexen lack a feminine face. Even Superior and Saix, with their muscular builds, have feminine faces. And even if Luxord has a beard, he still has a very pretty face /rant)

It's just the Xigbar I RP with.... *shudder* He... closely desires sexual contact. He's hitting on Xion, too, which is NOT good news. xigbar you stupid old pirate get away from my little sister I mean c'mon, and here I thought that Axel was bad.

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... Eh, Larxene looks funny right now but for a 15 minute sketch that's not bad. Now onto actually doing work that's due in like, 9 hours.

xigbar, larxene (c) square enix
art (c) =chibi-child-kiki
reference: [link]
disclaimer: i support marluxia/larxene, although tbh, i don't believe in organization crack pairings anymore. although xigbar/xion is cutting it close.